Killing time with no time to kill.
The things I'll stoop to when looking to fill the gap between meetings on a Monday.
A 200 Question Fun Survey:
Full Name: Andrew Michael
Birthday: March '76
Birthplace: Lackland AFB, San Antonio Texas
Eye Color: Hazel, but they change with the season
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 260
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish, and a whole mess of other stuff
My Worst Habit: Smoking
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Shoe Size: 11.5-13, depending on the shoe
Pants Size: whatever fits? I don't fkn know.
Innie or Outie?: Innie. I think outties are a myth in the 21st century.
Parents Still Together?: Nope
The Shoes You Wore Today: the charcoal Chuck Taylor lows!
Your Weakness: Amy
Your Fears: Complacency. And being eaten by bears.
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin-crust pepperoni, mozzarella & asagio cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be my own boss
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: wtf?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish Amy was here.
Your Best Physical Feature: I have no idea. I've heard eyes, arms, back, hair...whatever.
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: how do you miss a memory?
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Blue
Food?: Anything found on a grill
Sport?: Baseball
Animal?: don't have one really
Ice Cream?: Natural vanilla bean or chocolate-chip mint
Candy?: anything cinnamon
Store?: Target
Salad Dressing?: Caeser or balsamic vinegarette
Actor?: movie hound - too many to list
Song?: Currently listening to: Amon Tobin
Letter?: A
Number?: 7 and 42
Gum?: Cinnamon
Holiday?: 4th of July and Christmas
Season?: Summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: uh, Aquafresh Cinnamon...I think. It's red.
Radio Station?: 107.7 the End, if I must.
Perfume?: Whatever she wears
Scent besides perfume?: Amy's hair
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Retired by 35!
How Do You Want To Die?: Pass
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: None of them, thankfully
Who's The Loudest?: My brother, Ben
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: My brother, Ben
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Family
Who's The Shyist?: Don't know many shy folks
When Have You Cried The Most?: When my ex and daughter moved out, years ago. That sucked.
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Having her close to me
Worst Feeling?: Whenver she's not
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Beach in Mexico
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: My crooked jaw
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Long enough, I hope
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: set of dimples. (wink)
Where did all the: beer go?
Why can't we: just lay in bed naked all day?
Silly, little: inconveniences of life, getting in the way!
Isn't it weird that: love smacks you in the face when you least expect it... :)
Never under any circumstance: trust a carny.
I wish: that I could snap my fingers and make dreams come true.
Everyone has a: purpose.
I am: getting bored with this stupid survey.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Absolutely
Been To Juvie?: Nope
Mooned Someone?: Nope
Been Rejected?: Not really...for a job, maybe.
Ran Away From Home?: Yeah
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Of course
Skipped School?: More often than not
Thought About Suicide?: Talk about a moment of weakness. I don't think so, Alex.
Slept Outside?: Yep
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Oh yeah. hang around with Ben long enough and you will too.
Cried In School?: Probably.
Thrown Up In School?: On the bus a couple times
Wanted To Be a Model?: Nope
Cheated On Someone?: Nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: If you can't laugh at yourself what the hell's the point
Seen A Dead Body?: Unfortunately
Drank Alcohol?: Yes please
Smoked?: Unfortunately
Been On Drugs?: Nothing more than smokin' a bowl.
Eaten Sushi?: Blech.
Been On Stage?: Yep
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yep
Shoplifted?: Yep. Got caught too. That sucked.
Been Drunk?: Yes please!
Been Called A Tease?: Yep
Been Beaten Up?: Nope
DO YOU
Swear?: Like a drunken sailor with Turret's
Sing Well?: Nope
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want To Go To College?: Nope
Want To Get Married?: Yep
Believe In Yourself?: Slowly, but yeah
Get Motion Sickness?: Used to
Think You Are Attractive?: Depends on the day
Get Along With Your Parents?: One of them, yeah
Like Thunderstorms?: Absolutely
Play An Instrument?: Not yet, no
Own An IPOD?: Nope
Pray?: Every day
Go To Church?: Not any more
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: Nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: You're reading it peenhead.
Dance in the rain?: mkay fruitloop, let's get on with it.
Sing In The Shower?: Seriously...
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke Zero!
McDonald's or Burger King?: McDuck's - can never find a BK around here
Single or Group Dates?: Quiet night at home on the couch wins every time, but out with friends is awesome too
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: either way
Guitar or Drums?: Drums
Adidas or Nike?: either way
Chinese or Mexican?: either way
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Cheerios
Cake or Pie?: Cherry pie
MTV or VH1?: either way
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: Cotton boxer briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Used to
Write With Both Hands?: Kinda
Whistle?: yep
Blow A Bubble?: Yep
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yep
Cross Your Eyes?: Yep
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Yep
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: No. Weirdo.
Dance?: So I've been told.
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: I wish.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Amy
You Talked To On The Phone: Amy
You Instant Messaged: Gorzy msg'd me
You Hugged: Amy
You Yelled At: Coworker
You Played A Sport With: Taylor
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: About 10 seconds ago
Time You Cried?: Been quite a while
Movie You Watched?: Jackass #2 unrated. Awesome x100.
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Dentyne Fire
Joke You Told?: Uh....
Song You've Sung?: Johnny Cash "Cry, Cry, Cry"
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: My office
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Construction across the street
Are You Listening To Music?: Yep, Devil Driver is currently assaulting my ears
What Are You Wearing?: Jeans, shirt, shoes.
What's On Your Mousepad?: Mousepads are for the weak-willed.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Sure
Do you believe in miracles?: Yep
Magic?: Kinda...not really...yeah no.
Love at first sight?: Totally
God?: Yep
Satan?: Yep
Ghosts?: Dunno...
Santa?: Of course!
Evolution?: Yep
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Any
Number Of CD's I Own: Too many to list
Your Good Luck Charm: Taylor :)
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 4...only use 1.
Do you drink milk?: Yep
Person You Hate Most: I don't have the energy to hate. I strongly dislike our douchebag president though, that's a start....
Most Outdated Phrase: Uh...
Do you think God has a gender?: Does it matter?
Where do you think we go when we die?: The great skate park in the sky!
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Custom ringtones = awesome.
What is something scientists need to invent?: Teleporters. Fuuuuck traffic.
Are you a health freak?: riiiight.
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Any and everywhere
What is the worst weather?: Fuck ice and fuck snow.
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Again with the gay. Enough already.
How many grades have you failed?: None
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Good lord. What have I done....
A 200 Question Fun Survey:
Full Name: Andrew Michael
Birthday: March '76
Birthplace: Lackland AFB, San Antonio Texas
Eye Color: Hazel, but they change with the season
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 260
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish, and a whole mess of other stuff
My Worst Habit: Smoking
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Shoe Size: 11.5-13, depending on the shoe
Pants Size: whatever fits? I don't fkn know.
Innie or Outie?: Innie. I think outties are a myth in the 21st century.
Parents Still Together?: Nope
The Shoes You Wore Today: the charcoal Chuck Taylor lows!
Your Weakness: Amy
Your Fears: Complacency. And being eaten by bears.
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin-crust pepperoni, mozzarella & asagio cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be my own boss
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: wtf?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish Amy was here.
Your Best Physical Feature: I have no idea. I've heard eyes, arms, back, hair...whatever.
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: how do you miss a memory?
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Blue
Food?: Anything found on a grill
Sport?: Baseball
Animal?: don't have one really
Ice Cream?: Natural vanilla bean or chocolate-chip mint
Candy?: anything cinnamon
Store?: Target
Salad Dressing?: Caeser or balsamic vinegarette
Actor?: movie hound - too many to list
Song?: Currently listening to: Amon Tobin
Letter?: A
Number?: 7 and 42
Gum?: Cinnamon
Holiday?: 4th of July and Christmas
Season?: Summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: uh, Aquafresh Cinnamon...I think. It's red.
Radio Station?: 107.7 the End, if I must.
Perfume?: Whatever she wears
Scent besides perfume?: Amy's hair
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Retired by 35!
How Do You Want To Die?: Pass
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: None of them, thankfully
Who's The Loudest?: My brother, Ben
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: My brother, Ben
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Family
Who's The Shyist?: Don't know many shy folks
When Have You Cried The Most?: When my ex and daughter moved out, years ago. That sucked.
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Having her close to me
Worst Feeling?: Whenver she's not
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Beach in Mexico
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: My crooked jaw
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Long enough, I hope
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: set of dimples. (wink)
Where did all the: beer go?
Why can't we: just lay in bed naked all day?
Silly, little: inconveniences of life, getting in the way!
Isn't it weird that: love smacks you in the face when you least expect it... :)
Never under any circumstance: trust a carny.
I wish: that I could snap my fingers and make dreams come true.
Everyone has a: purpose.
I am: getting bored with this stupid survey.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Absolutely
Been To Juvie?: Nope
Mooned Someone?: Nope
Been Rejected?: Not really...for a job, maybe.
Ran Away From Home?: Yeah
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Of course
Skipped School?: More often than not
Thought About Suicide?: Talk about a moment of weakness. I don't think so, Alex.
Slept Outside?: Yep
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Oh yeah. hang around with Ben long enough and you will too.
Cried In School?: Probably.
Thrown Up In School?: On the bus a couple times
Wanted To Be a Model?: Nope
Cheated On Someone?: Nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: If you can't laugh at yourself what the hell's the point
Seen A Dead Body?: Unfortunately
Drank Alcohol?: Yes please
Smoked?: Unfortunately
Been On Drugs?: Nothing more than smokin' a bowl.
Eaten Sushi?: Blech.
Been On Stage?: Yep
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yep
Shoplifted?: Yep. Got caught too. That sucked.
Been Drunk?: Yes please!
Been Called A Tease?: Yep
Been Beaten Up?: Nope
DO YOU
Swear?: Like a drunken sailor with Turret's
Sing Well?: Nope
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want To Go To College?: Nope
Want To Get Married?: Yep
Believe In Yourself?: Slowly, but yeah
Get Motion Sickness?: Used to
Think You Are Attractive?: Depends on the day
Get Along With Your Parents?: One of them, yeah
Like Thunderstorms?: Absolutely
Play An Instrument?: Not yet, no
Own An IPOD?: Nope
Pray?: Every day
Go To Church?: Not any more
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: Nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: You're reading it peenhead.
Dance in the rain?: mkay fruitloop, let's get on with it.
Sing In The Shower?: Seriously...
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke Zero!
McDonald's or Burger King?: McDuck's - can never find a BK around here
Single or Group Dates?: Quiet night at home on the couch wins every time, but out with friends is awesome too
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: either way
Guitar or Drums?: Drums
Adidas or Nike?: either way
Chinese or Mexican?: either way
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Cheerios
Cake or Pie?: Cherry pie
MTV or VH1?: either way
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: Cotton boxer briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Used to
Write With Both Hands?: Kinda
Whistle?: yep
Blow A Bubble?: Yep
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yep
Cross Your Eyes?: Yep
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Yep
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: No. Weirdo.
Dance?: So I've been told.
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: I wish.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Amy
You Talked To On The Phone: Amy
You Instant Messaged: Gorzy msg'd me
You Hugged: Amy
You Yelled At: Coworker
You Played A Sport With: Taylor
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: About 10 seconds ago
Time You Cried?: Been quite a while
Movie You Watched?: Jackass #2 unrated. Awesome x100.
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Dentyne Fire
Joke You Told?: Uh....
Song You've Sung?: Johnny Cash "Cry, Cry, Cry"
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: My office
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Construction across the street
Are You Listening To Music?: Yep, Devil Driver is currently assaulting my ears
What Are You Wearing?: Jeans, shirt, shoes.
What's On Your Mousepad?: Mousepads are for the weak-willed.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Sure
Do you believe in miracles?: Yep
Magic?: Kinda...not really...yeah no.
Love at first sight?: Totally
God?: Yep
Satan?: Yep
Ghosts?: Dunno...
Santa?: Of course!
Evolution?: Yep
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Any
Number Of CD's I Own: Too many to list
Your Good Luck Charm: Taylor :)
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 4...only use 1.
Do you drink milk?: Yep
Person You Hate Most: I don't have the energy to hate. I strongly dislike our douchebag president though, that's a start....
Most Outdated Phrase: Uh...
Do you think God has a gender?: Does it matter?
Where do you think we go when we die?: The great skate park in the sky!
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Custom ringtones = awesome.
What is something scientists need to invent?: Teleporters. Fuuuuck traffic.
Are you a health freak?: riiiight.
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Any and everywhere
What is the worst weather?: Fuck ice and fuck snow.
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Again with the gay. Enough already.
How many grades have you failed?: None
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Good lord. What have I done....
posted by Andrew at 4:10 PM
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